¿Castro Resigns?

What Will Fidel Castro Do Now?

HAVANA (AP) — Fidel Castro defied America for nearly half a century, resisting U.S. attempts to topple him while wielding almost absolute control over the communist state he built just 90 miles south of Florida. He resigned as president Tuesday, two years after falling ill and temporarily ceding power. Castro himself says that he's OK, but wants to quit. The Cuban government wants everyone to believe Fidel will be up and dancing the macarena in his retirement suite... but my take on all this is that Fidel will be...

...in a nursing home playin Bingo.

...the new drummer for ZZtop. They needed one.

...in Miami doing Miami Vice II.

...doing seminars in the Ivory Coast.

...just jamming in Central Park, NY.

...subbing for David Letterman.

...stays in Las Vegas

...trying to achieve Nirvana with the Dalai Lama.

And my favorite...

...auditioning for "So You Think You Can Dance?"

or... (Insert Mystery Chord Here)

“Live in such a way that no one blames the rest of us  
nor finds fault with our work.” --(2 Corinthians 6:3)